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Every Girl has heard these lines from boys!

So actually when we were young love used to happen like in matric. So for the viewers who are not from Pakistan they must be thinking that was is matric?. It is actually tenth standard. So when I was young attractions used to be happened around the time when you are about to end school. Nowadays I even see children saying that I am in love but then when I was young it usually happened around the time of matric. So all the girls back then thought that the boy had love at first sight on her. But actually when you are in school you are particularly in that age when most of the girls either get so pretty or either most ugly. So it is the worst in any case. So i need to tell all the girls out there that no they did not have love at first sight. Boys attacks girls as cheetah attacks on the group of deer. He always see who can be grabbed most easily he goes with that option. Same is the case with boys. So back then every girl thinks he had a love at first sight but no actually he is a cheetah and you are a deer. Here i will be mentioning some of the lines almost every girl has heard from boys.

#Tum muje pyar ni krti koi baat ni but tum muje pyar krne se rok ni skti(You do not love me i understand but you can not stop me from loving you). I must tell you all the girls out there this is a big shot played by boys. Make sure you have a fielder on the boundary to catch. Otherwise you will be in deep trouble. Because most probably you are the thirteenth one to whom he is saying the same line.

#Pta hai tum bilkul Chinese doll ki trhan lgti ho mera bas chale to me tume frame krwa k rkh loon(Do you know you look like a Chinese doll I wish I could frame you and keep you with myself). No no no do not listen to him neither you are Chinese nor a doll he just wants you to be so paced down that you would not even realize that he fooled you.

#Pta hai kabi kabi me sochta hoon tum mere kamre me hoti r me sari raat tume dekhta rehta(Sometimes i wish you could be in my room and i could watch you whole night). That is the biggest lie. Try going to his room he is not going to watch you I assure you. So do not believe in this shit.

#You have such beautiful eyes i wish i could see them every morning. I mean these are my eyes not your mobile phone that you want to see every morning. If you want that lets get married but marriage makes them so scared that they would not even recognize you.

#Does your dad works in a fire cracker factory because you are his master piece. You know what my father is a cop and he works in police station wanna try being in the jail just to see what my father’s master piece is??

#God has made you in his free time. Now that is something which make girls go awwww but no. Thanks but no thanks God made me only when he wanted to.

#Oye bhabi hai teri (She is your sister in law). I do not understand how come this bhabi changes every week. This is something I am really fascinated about.

#Life was so incomplete without you. You came and made me complete. Okay he is the same guy who was doing great in his life without you. He used to be on the date with every single girl of the college but nobody still made him complete but you did why?? Because you are the new to the gang. You will be replaced by some one again very soon.

#Your hair are so pretty do not cut them. Why should not I. I mean you are not going to brush these every morning. Neither you know the pain of long hair in summers so keep your cheesy lines with you only because I am genuinely not interested.

# Aisa lgta hai apko pehle kahin dekha hai(I think I have seen you before). No seriously this is so 90’s. This does not work anymore guys try something innovative so that girls could also have fun.

These were some of the lines listened by almost every girl I know at least. Share with me all the experiences you had. If you could not comment on the blog go on and tweet me. My twitter id is “Diary of an Imperfect girl”. You can also inbox me on Facebook as I am going to post it on every blogging group I am a part of. I have got so many requests regarding doing the response to your comments thing again and many of you have a complaint that I have not included your comments but please do not be offended guys as there are so many comments and I am not a vlogger so it is really difficult to mention all but next i will try doing responses blogs more often that I promise not promise i assure you all.

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